Hi, I'm Jerry (the Usher), I work here. Do you need some help?...

Well, you see, you clicked on an a spot that's not linked to anything, so I though maybe you needed some assistance...

Well, actually, you're in a restricted area right now, but it's OK, you're welcome to visit our employee lounge, which is an old theater, you would have gone there directly if you had clicked on the yellow sign that says "Restricted Area"...

Yes, we show our own stuff in there, there's some creative people working here...

Not interested in that? OK, well then I can show you what's playing by category or by location, or what's new, or...

I'll show you to the Concession Stand, where you can buy something, or...

I can give you some tips about getting around, or...

I can recommend the following software for attending, or...

I can tell you something about us, or show you a credit list, or...

I've put together a little scrapbook of clippings about us, or...

If you're looking for something different, I've got some of my own stuff, or...

I'll point you to some of my favorite websites, or...

I can show you a studio directory, or...

I can get you information on sponsoring Film Scouts, or...

Oh, you're looking for something in particular?

Sure, I'll have a look for Search Tips